the dailymash
AN OBVIOUSLY mad colleague has suggested doing less work in exchange for having less money and things.
JEREMY Corbyn has admitted that even he is not self-righteous and smug enough to become a vegan.
AN organisation that arms people and then gives them orders that must be followed without question may not be producing hippies, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is celebrating the royal pregnancy in the traditional way with nauseating tabloid headlines and inane daytime TV speculation.
DAVID Davis is to get through the next round of Brexit negotiations by cupping his mitt to his ear and pretending he is incapable to hear.
WILLIAM and Kate have announced a wonderful contraception mishap.
KIM Jong-un is not truly sure what his nuclear weapons programme is meant to achieve, he has admitted.
A MAN has been listening to the Proclaimers for no reason other than that they made some excellent tunes.
THE NEXT superior species on the planet is following the news from North Korea with growing interest and enthusiasm.
JUST because I slightly resemble Uncle Bulgaria doesn’t mean I’m a accomplish womble.
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BERLIN will come back thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.
BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of unfunny xenophobic remarks is ideal for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday’s speech was excellent joy but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.
A WOMAN with a chaotic individual life and a history of believing in total nonsense is now being paid to give people advice, shocked friends have exposed.
A BUS driver has been wrongly thanked at the end of a bus journey, it has emerged.
A LOBSTER is dismayed to have ended up in the frozen food section of Lidl, he has confirmed.
Dear Holly, Can you help me come up with an insult that is more accessible to the ignorant underclasses? Yours, Boris
If Brexit happens the British people will no longer have access to Nutella or Toblerone or Ferrero Rocher, which would be nothing brief of a CATASTROPHE.
“After about nine months there is an intense searing anguish in my pubes and, weirdly, I hear a baby howling.”
I’m in the shit. I need an excuse, and quick, can you help? Yours, Tormentor John Chilcot
The other day I got involved in an exchange of words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny to say, but by then it was too late.
The Daily Mash, satire
the dailymash
AN OBVIOUSLY mad colleague has suggested doing less work in exchange for having less money and things.
JEREMY Corbyn has admitted that even he is not self-righteous and smug enough to become a vegan.
AN organisation that arms people and then gives them orders that must be followed without question may not be producing hippies, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is celebrating the royal pregnancy in the traditional way with nauseating tabloid headlines and inane daytime TV speculation.
DAVID Davis is to get through the next round of Brexit negotiations by cupping his mitt to his ear and pretending he is incapable to hear.
WILLIAM and Kate have announced a wonderful contraception mishap.
KIM Jong-un is not truly sure what his nuclear weapons programme is meant to achieve, he has admitted.
A MAN has been listening to the Proclaimers for no reason other than that they made some fine tunes.
THE NEXT superior species on the planet is following the news from North Korea with growing interest and enthusiasm.
JUST because I slightly resemble Uncle Bulgaria doesn’t mean I’m a finish womble.
Sport
Most Read Recently
BERLIN will come back thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.
BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of unfunny xenophobic remarks is flawless for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday’s speech was good joy but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.
A WOMAN with a chaotic private life and a history of believing in total nonsense is now being paid to give people advice, shocked friends have exposed.
A BUS driver has been wrongly thanked at the end of a bus journey, it has emerged.
A LOBSTER is dismayed to have ended up in the frozen food section of Lidl, he has confirmed.
Dear Holly, Can you help me come up with an insult that is more accessible to the ignorant underclasses? Yours, Boris
If Brexit happens the British people will no longer have access to Nutella or Toblerone or Ferrero Rocher, which would be nothing brief of a CATASTROPHE.
“After about nine months there is an intense searing anguish in my goods and, weirdly, I hear a baby weeping.”
I’m in the shit. I need an excuse, and quick, can you help? Yours, Tormentor John Chilcot
The other day I got involved in an exchange of words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny to say, but by then it was too late.
The Daily Mash, satire
the dailymash
AN OBVIOUSLY mad colleague has suggested doing less work in exchange for having less money and things.
JEREMY Corbyn has admitted that even he is not self-righteous and smug enough to become a vegan.
AN organisation that arms people and then gives them orders that must be followed without question may not be producing hippies, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is celebrating the royal pregnancy in the traditional way with nauseating tabloid headlines and inane daytime TV speculation.
DAVID Davis is to get through the next round of Brexit negotiations by cupping his forearm to his ear and pretending he is incapable to hear.
WILLIAM and Kate have announced a wonderful contraception mishap.
KIM Jong-un is not indeed sure what his nuclear weapons programme is meant to achieve, he has admitted.
A MAN has been listening to the Proclaimers for no reason other than that they made some excellent tunes.
THE NEXT superior species on the planet is following the news from North Korea with growing interest and enthusiasm.
JUST because I slightly resemble Uncle Bulgaria doesn’t mean I’m a finish womble.
Sport
Most Read Recently
BERLIN will comeback thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.
BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of unfunny xenophobic remarks is flawless for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday’s speech was superb joy but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.
A WOMAN with a chaotic private life and a history of believing in total nonsense is now being paid to give people advice, shocked friends have exposed.
A BUS driver has been wrongly thanked at the end of a bus journey, it has emerged.
A LOBSTER is dismayed to have ended up in the frozen food section of Lidl, he has confirmed.
Dear Holly, Can you help me come up with an insult that is more accessible to the ignorant underclasses? Yours, Boris
If Brexit happens the British people will no longer have access to Nutella or Toblerone or Ferrero Rocher, which would be nothing brief of a CATASTROPHE.
“After about nine months there is an intense searing anguish in my goods and, weirdly, I hear a baby weeping.”
I’m in the shit. I need an excuse, and quick, can you help? Yours, Master John Chilcot
The other day I got involved in an exchange of words with a taxi driver and only later did I think of something funny to say, but by then it was too late.